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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Mar 17, 2013 14:21:39 GMT -5
I was born in a legendary country, a super-power, a place one was lucky to be born in due to the work of comrade Lenin, who was by the way the best example for humanity.
Then I found out it was all a lie, the super-power crumbled and my motherland now appeared to be a small but proud country that finally escaped the Russian-communist oppressors.
People began finding Gods. Krishna, Jesus and others.
I was above that. I believed in evolution, I was born an atheist and intended to remain one until I reincarnate.
Then came the age of the internet. By an accident I found 19ers and their propaganda. I started counting Arabic letters and surahs and reading Koran, Rashad Khalifa's translation. There I learned that Islam is not backward, that hadith is from Shaytan and that is why nonsense such as stoning was considered part of Muhammadan religion by ignorant westerners.
I should have seen the numerological tricks and other propaganda, but I didn't. I was duped again only this time I was a bit older and the lie was more ridiculous.
I am here now to feel better about my gullibility, to warn others and to find hope in humanity after being lied about the bright communist future and the hereafter.
Join my jihad for shining the light on religious and political propaganda, brothers and sisters.
Sincerely, Alex Lam Meem
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Post by Shaytan on Mar 17, 2013 15:19:42 GMT -5
Rashid Khalifa is an interesting man. I wonder what would have happened had he amassed a great following. Might have put down the Hadith types as a heresy the way deviant sects are chased out of town. Certainly would have been for the betterment of the Islamic project. He should have invested in some bodyguards though. You know that your Prophethood is compromised when your divine boss doesn't give you the heads up on fatal plots.
Did the guy believe in his prophetic mission do you think? Can't imagine that many would rush to claim the mantle falsely in these turbulent times.
As for this:
"There I learned that Islam is not backward, that hadith is from Shaytan and that is why nonsense such as stoning was considered part of Muhammadan religion by ignorant westerners."
Blimey, Hadiths are from me, Shaytan? So why am I dissed by Sahah Bukhari and Muslim if I wrote them? You're not a bright one are you?
Good biography.
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Mar 17, 2013 16:01:08 GMT -5
You're a tricky fellow, that's why. Tell me how did you bribe Bukhari and why did you choose an Uzbek for the job? They're only good at making plov.
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Post by Bison on Mar 18, 2013 13:34:33 GMT -5
So you were tight with the nineteeners. You know what that means don't you. That you were never a true Muslim. Just a khawaarij, and a deviant.
I snigger whenever I see the Sunni gang pull that trick with former devotees of the spiritual clan. Mostly the ex-Shia get this treatment. I once heard a Muslim female convert diss an X Muslim guy for imposing the experience of his bogus Shia sect on the deen in a debate of the Shariah, as if the difference between the Sunni and the Shia boys centred on criminal justice.
Did you go to a 19er mosque or a normal one?
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Mar 26, 2013 20:58:13 GMT -5
I wished I could go to a nineteener mosque, but then I felt that it wouldn't be truly mohammedan, ya know what I mean, dog? Also, there were not many choices in my little town. I could either go to the one sunni masjid there or I could not go. I had to take the bus.
Now quit clowning around, my love, and write about your painfully secret separation from the ummah. Make it good and learn to do so by telling the whole truth for a change.
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Post by shakalakaboomboom on Aug 2, 2013 11:04:07 GMT -5
So, which small country do you hail from? Chechnya? Or is it one of those crazy Stan nations that have taken the best from both East and West since independence. From the East, they've adopted the crazy religion, as well as the corruption and oppression that is rife in all walks of life. And from Russia, they have kept the old drinking habits. Great nations those, are you from one of them?
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Aug 2, 2013 23:09:10 GMT -5
Too much private for public question, I'll tell you later on Skype, brother.
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