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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Aug 5, 2013 23:56:55 GMT -5
At cleaning the house. Of course I realize it's a generalization, but is it really so bad to generalize once in a while?
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Post by Shaytan on Aug 6, 2013 0:08:09 GMT -5
A woman's place in life is no further than ten feet in equidistance from the stove, the sink and the bedroom. Some call this old fashioned, but it's what physicists call conservation of symmetry.
Love that joke.
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Aug 6, 2013 0:14:02 GMT -5
Let me make this very clear - there is no humour in OP (your joke is good though, Shay)
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Post by Shaytan on Aug 6, 2013 0:19:34 GMT -5
You know, I chanced on a study that said couples who share the house workload are no more happier than couples who don't. The egalitarian theory of courtship is bad for the mojo it turns out. Chicks dig tyrants.
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Aug 6, 2013 0:22:07 GMT -5
You liberals (I'm talking American here) need a study to find out what us (conservatives) have known for thousands of years
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Post by Shaytan on Aug 6, 2013 0:24:48 GMT -5
Liberal? I'm a Hanafi Muslim, u idiot.
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Aug 6, 2013 0:27:22 GMT -5
Then why you read a Western/liberal study? The Holy Koran and the Hadith of hazrat Muhammad SAWS is all you should be reading. You liberals always lie.
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Post by shakalakaboomboom on Aug 6, 2013 15:11:18 GMT -5
Lol both
OP: I couldn't agree more, women are better than men at almost everything. Because of that, I love, cherish and look after them at every opportunity. In fact, my mother is very ill at the moment and I ran around helping her out at a recent stay at my parents. I even had to carry her down the stairs in the morning, just so she could cook my breakfast. Poor dear.
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Post by Shaytan on Aug 6, 2013 15:52:56 GMT -5
Alex,
Spoken like a true bum. Let me guess, your woman left you for a lesbo and you blame it on household chores instead of the size of your tool. Where have I seen this tale before.
Shaka,
Sorry to hear about your mother. Hope things turn around mate.
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Post by Iqra on Aug 6, 2013 16:17:49 GMT -5
I smell bovine fecal matter.
Come to my house and try to pull that scam. No helping hand, no pussy.
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Aug 6, 2013 16:25:03 GMT -5
Tell you the truth about my household: my woman takes care of children 90% of time, but I cook more than she does, she cleans and folds my clothes, They did not invent division of labour for nothing. I don't produce breast milk you know. Yet we have no quarrels, no fights, not even slightest disagreements about sex and frequency of it. When there is true love everything else just happens. A lot.
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Post by shakalakaboomboom on Aug 7, 2013 16:46:23 GMT -5
Alex, Shaka, Sorry to hear about your mother. Hope things turn around mate. Thanks mate, you're a good shaytan. I could worship you easily. But I said that stuff about my mother in order to squeeze a sexist joke into the post. But, reading back, I can barely find the joke myself. She's not really ill, but I can see why you failed to see through my rubbish joke. Thanks for the concern anyways dude Satan. |
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Post by shakalakaboomboom on Aug 7, 2013 16:50:19 GMT -5
Tell you the truth about my household: my woman takes care of children 90% of time, but I cook more than she does, she cleans and folds my clothes, They did not invent division of labour for nothing. I don't produce breast milk you know. Yet we have no quarrels, no fights, not even slightest disagreements about sex and frequency of it. When there is true love everything else just happens. A lot. Get you. Lucky bastard. I do everything in my house and get nothing back. Not even a cuddle. Im so lonely Alex. Fancy a cuddle? |
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Aug 7, 2013 17:15:38 GMT -5
LOL I'll give you a manly hug
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