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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Mar 7, 2016 17:06:52 GMT -5
Our beloved forum has died.
You are invited to say your final goodbyes to it.
All our precious and rebellious inputs will be buried somewhere deep in digital history of cyberspace.
Please respond everyone who will attend ASAP so we can make proper arrangements!
The date is not certain yet, I will keep the cadaver frozen up to one year, for I'm sure everyone is busy with stuff!
Love,
Yours faithfully,
Alex Lam Meem
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Post by shakalakaboomboom on Mar 8, 2016 2:21:21 GMT -5
Sad news indeed beloved Alex. I'm sorry that I haven't been around to help. You know how it is, you get caught up in the trivial dance that is life. Plus in constant masturbation. I'm sorry for that Alex.
I've never attended a cyber event before. How will it work and will there be dancing girls and bosons and bisons?
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Mar 8, 2016 17:20:09 GMT -5
I don't know, but it may be good anyway. Have not started planning anything.
I believe the Bison has danced his last dance on this earth and is currently "break-dancing in jahannam", but I have no proof of that. Another guess would be that he is locked up and banned from internet for sexual misconduct. Who knows...
Are you still allowed in the forum that is not to be mentioned? Use your wits to inform my beloved friends over there of this event. You know who they are, for you know all my darkest secrets. They know I've been banned for political reasons, but some of us have to pay a high price for sticking to our morals.
All of the above (and bellow) has nothing to do with the grave cyber-event, that will be the coolest funeral of the kind. Ever!
P.S. I missed you.
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Post by shakalakaboomboom on Mar 9, 2016 2:36:03 GMT -5
I sincerely hope you are wrong about Bison. That man is a true and special gift from God. And for him to return to God is more than God could ever deserve. I hope therefore that the great man pops up at some stage Alex, and proves your suspicions wrong.
I can go back to that place where we once lived happily and ask your friends to say hi? Only problem is most have moved on now I suspect. Plus, apart from the Goddess whose spell we were both under, I'm not sure who else to try?
Missed you too my friend, I hope life is smiling on you?
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Post by Bison on Mar 9, 2016 19:19:26 GMT -5
Rumours of my death have been exaggerated by malign agents in the underworld. Whether they are in the pay of Shinbet or the FSB I do not know, but my suspicions are pro-Islamic forces within the the upper echelons of ALM's circle.
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Post by Bison on Mar 9, 2016 19:24:56 GMT -5
Shakalaka,
You look beautiful with your shirt off mate. Good to see someone around here is keeping trim. Wish I could say the same of Mr Leem of Russian fame.
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Post by shakalakaboomboom on Mar 10, 2016 2:21:09 GMT -5
Bison!!!! No one has ever been happier to see a dead person. Well not since Jesus found the drunkard Lazarus after one of his benders, and realised he could capitalise on the situation.
How is death treating you old friend? Is the devil the lover you dreamt he would be? Hope you're not leading him astray Bison, you are a very naughty boy on occasion, and quite frankly, shaitan needs to choose his friends more wisely.
And tell me old friend, why did our friend, the Kazak, kill you off?
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Post by Alex Lam Meem on Mar 24, 2016 16:54:34 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I am happy that Bison is NOT dead... pause... Not! JK. Of course I am happy, very happy to hear from this old shaytan! When will you have some vodka with me, my dear hairy animal?
But, that's not the point.
Who will attend the funeral in question? And where is my Ishinka? Does she think she's too hot for this forum now that Bollywood accepted her application?
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